Lady Velvet Cabaret

Mistress of Ceremonies

Lucinda Panties is Lady Velvet Cabaret’s resident Mistress of Ceremonies – sometimes raucous, sometimes rude, she’s loud, witty, and loves to spice up a show. She doesn’t mind if you’re laughing with her or at her, as long as you’re laughing!

loud and lively

She loves to take her audience on a journey as she hosts evenings of saucy entertainment, hilarious puns, and ridiculous games. Her favourite games include ‘Pin the Pasties on the Pin Up’ and ‘Decorate Lucinda’s Panties’, but things almost never end up as expected!